Tuesday, July 31, 2012

I'm moving!

Okay, so here's the deal.  Blogger hates babies.  Kidding, but blogger did tell me that I've reached my storage limit for posting photos and demanded that I pay more in order to share my antics with you, my people.  To that, I offer a resounding "WAAAAAH!"

Seriously though, my mom is refusing to cough up for the extra storage - she said something about how "the internet is not even real", which caused my dad to roll his eyes.  Anyway, her solution was to force me to create another baby blog (think of it as Sarni Baby, Part Deux.  I like to pretend to be french once in awhile.  Le Waaaah.)

Annnnyway, please visit me at the new blog:  www.sarnibabyagain.blogspot.com

Monday, July 30, 2012

Partners in Baby Crime

Puppy and I are sorry.  We didn't mean to lick the carpet.  I mean, we did, but . . . wait, what was the question?

Friday, July 27, 2012

Water Parks, Beware

I challenged a formidable foe at the water park.

Come on, stream of water.  En garde.  Fight like a baby!

After my vicious water fight, I decided to chill out with a little me-time on the swings.  What better way to reward myself after ridding the world of the nefarious stream of water?

Wait, what do you mean he's back?  Water!!  I will find you!!!

Thursday, July 26, 2012

In Your Face, Disney.

Somebody told me that the seaweed is always greener in somebody else's lake.

Seriously.  If you see a little crabby dude named Sebastian, you tell him I'm looking for him.

Mother.  It's a giant crab.  Why are we sitting on it.

Wednesday, July 25, 2012

Baby Virtuoso

I put on a concert the other day.  Since none of you paid for tickets, I'm afraid my agents and managers will only allow me to share the beginning and end of the concert with you.

Here's how it started:

Here's how it finished:

Ta-dah!  Some technical virtuoso language for you there.  Apologies for my Paul Frank pajama-bottom attire, I had just gotten up from my virtuoso-nap in my virtuoso-crib next to my virtuoso-panda.

Tuesday, July 24, 2012

I'm 9 months and cuter than my mom!

As a special birthday treat, I'm posting a photo of my mom when she was a baby.  Feast your eyes on this hilarity:

Time to play "let's compare":

I'm going to go ahead and modestly declare myself the winner.

Monday, July 23, 2012